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IN A FEW DAYS I AM FLYING OFF TO BE AN INTERNATIONAL WOMAN OF MYSTERY. I WILL MEET WITH FOREIGN DIGNITARIES AND TRAVEL WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW ( Read more... )

My neighborhood is generally a quiet place, with trees that cast their shade over the well-kept yards and gardens of the aging denizens of the block. But around every corner there lurks the off chance that SOMETHING TERRIBLE COULD HAPPEN ( Read more... )

Tomorrow I will transform into the great scientist that I am deep down inside, and finally start my chemistry project that is due on wednesday. Chemistry is not my forte per se, but I have found a new area of interest. My new area of awesome is GRAHAM CRACKERS.
I was munching on one of my favorite snacks, when I thought to myself, What is the ( Read more... )

Really in all honesty I am pumped to go back to school for one reason and one reason only.
ROCK CANDY.

ROCK CANDY really came into my life a few Thursdays ago when instead of being in school I was chillaxing in the MALL with a couple of my buddies. Don't worry, it was perfectly legal because I have a license to chillax anytime, anywhere.So I was ( Read more... )

I sleep around 11 hours a day. That is one half of a Koala.
43% of my day is spent in bed.
4015 hours a year. 167 straight WORD TO YOUR MOTHER days of sleeping a year.

CURSESCURSESCURSESCURSESCURSES

Okay, NO MORE LIES. Facebook, Real Name, HERE I COME.

I recall in my earlier years puzzling over a certain article of clothing. I always figured, What is its purpose? and Gosh Darn It, WHY would anyone wear one?Up until two days ago I kept those opinions in my head, steadfast on what I believed, even though I had in my own closet one of these ( Read more... )

The kid who lives across the street from me, the one I punched in the face in eighth grade, the one who stole my starfish and owes me $150 is under arrest for stealing a couple thousand dollars worth of firearms. And possesion of alcohol. And being an overall stupid and worthless sack of skin and bones. And his stepmom is under arrest for embezzlin ( Read more... )

( C is what I like )

Mostly today I realized I don't understand logarithms and I can't balance chemical equations and I might just be allergic to Neutrogena Body Wash ( Read more... )