I love livejournal, always have. I will always have something to say. Every moment that I am not around another human being I make ugly grimace type faces. Then I usually laugh heartily until I can't breath. This never really posed much of a problem until recently. I work in a building that has security cameras everywhere. I am not sure of ( Read more... )

I haven't written anything since November. I don't want this journal to die, because looking back on it, I wrote some funny things. I feel like I have gotten far more bitter than the days of livejournal. And that's sad. I will notice the funny things, I will!

My sissy is the best sissy in the world. She made fabulous food for my friends and then cleaned it up like she was my servent maid. Then the following day she picked me up at work so we could go have sushi together. She knew I wouldn't want to wear my Clinique lab coat, so she brought me a change of clothes so I "would be comfortable." Granted ( Read more... )

Upon deep reflection, I realized that my life consists of the following ( Read more... )

This past week has been very interesting. Let's do a little time line ( Read more... )

I haven't written in awhile. Some may call that I shame. I call it a bloody shame. Speaking of blood, what should I be for Halloween? I'm thinking about something cute, which goes against everything I believe in, but I am going to be in the company of children during this year's festivities. I was thinking perhaps Snow White, or maybe Dorothy ( Read more... )

My bikes were stolen by some gypsy prowlers. I'd rather have my kidney stolen. Who are these gypsies? Perhaps it was the man I saw riding his bike covered in brush on purpose. Maybe it was the fat bastard that has an uncanny resemblence to John Wayne Gacy that sits at the picnic table were I ride by everyday. Or maybe it was the lady that fell ( Read more... )

Why does the Super Nanny always wear a maroon business suit? And why doe she drive around in a chauffered mini car? I am only watching this show because I have 27-64 hours of finance homework and I like TV in the background. And due to the fact it's early on a Sunday morning, nothing else is on ( Read more... )

First day back to escuela. I used Hello Kitty school supplies and wore a dress. Adrian College students smell like cheap cologne and bolonga. All the guys have bed head and play football. The girls either wear Elmo t-shirts, or are slutty with back acne. And ALL of them complain nonstop about being tired. I hate this about my generation ( Read more... )

So a couple of days ago my toof started hurting like a mo-fo. I figured it would just go away, and lord knows I do not seek medical attention, and or check ups on my own free will. Well, this morning I woke up and took a drink of Light Silk Vanilla Soy and the pain...oh the mother f'ing pain. It was as if someone was stabbing me with pins in my ( Read more... )