LOL...this is so funny and pointless:
Me: Oi!
God: Can we get back to business?
Me: My pleasure
God: You are one of the most polite people I know.
Me: What’s going on in America right now?
God: At this moment I’m doing great, how about you?
Me: Ok, enough of this chit-chat
God: OK let's stop it now. Come on.
Me: I’m here to repent something
God: How
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