Celebrityyyy

[gipsyqueen]

Jake Gyllenhaal came into my bakery today.
I wasn't there. Soooo angry.
But he bought the bread that I made!
Char got an autograph.
I work all day tomorrow.
Bringing a camera, just in case.
That is all.

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[harvestmonkey]

On the bright side this means that he has ingested some of your skin cells. Your genetic material is inside of him. You can now peg him for your murder and subsequent cannabalism.

But only if you are crafty.
So very crafty.

Or he could use the evidence to peg you for rape.