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New Blog Is Neeeeeew
I started a new blog for the purpose of posting short fiction pieces loosely based on my dreams. The first story is up. DreamblogI have plans to link up a second one meant for less srs business which I will link when I have something worth linking on it. It's just going to be for a little bit of humor. Dreamblog has already turned out to be more ( Read more... ) -
Splinter Cell: Peanutbutter Monkey
I smell peanut butter. Delicious peanut butter. And I know there is none in this room. And yet I smell it plain as day. I'm so very hungry. But my teeth hurt too much to eat. And tylenol is terribly ineffective. Advil seems to have some effect, at least. The pain is no longer constant but I can tell it would still hurt to eat. Tomorrow, or maybe ( Read more... ) -
I'm a blasted yankee!
Your Linguistic Profile:
65% General American English
35% Yankee
0% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
That's really all ( Read more... ) -
Anger-insane.
I can't stand living with him any longer. His nonchalantly brazen trespasses into my personal space and life are actually driving me insane. I don't think I can handle 10 more days without retaliating. I've been incredibly patient. Look up some parables in any religion dealing with patience. I've already bested them all. No man was meant to put up ( Read more... ) -
Can we say... PWNT?
I got the schedule thing mostly straightened out and I have one for next semester. Always good. Apparently the classes will probably open up moreso towards exams when people suddenly realize "Hey... I suck." At that point I should be able to attain my recently realized dream of a semester without Thursday of Friday classes. Currently I have two ( Read more... ) -
My Purpose on Earth is to Show Others how Stupid they Are
Not really, but there's something satisfying about pointing out to various activists that all of their facts are total bull, erego their entire argument is founded on nothing. Logic always prevails, you fools ( Read more... ) -
What's all this about THE CENTER OF THE SUN?
I find it depressing that I can probably do no better than a high C in general chemistry and yet with the right supplies I could build an atomic bomb (or a hydrogen bomb or MIRV nuclear warhead for that mattter). Concepts are all that matter now that we have computers to calculate the trivial things for us. Surely the higher mathematics of fields ( Read more... ) -
Inspired
I was slammed in the face with poetic inspiration an hour before the poem was due after turning over several ideas I didn't like. I went with an idea I'd had last night, and then I invented a metaphor to put in while writing. It's poorly disguised like most of the metaphor I write, but metaphor is stupid anyway. I still swear that I will start a ( Read more... ) -
SNOW? WHAT?
Last night, while many of you enjoyed beautiful thunderstorms, it snowed here. I get out of my chair at 5AM to go to bed and I look out the window, and it's snowing like crazy. No accumulation as usual, but I want a thunderstorm! It's even funnier because we've had the air conditioner on since wednesday and just stayed inside mostly. We didn't even ( Read more... ) -
STFU
I want to go to a university that has the initials STF. A degree from STFU. Dean's list at STFU. Everyone screaming "STFU" all the time... it would just be hilarious. Maybe if I ever get around to making a comic, the characters can attend STFU... yeah that would work nicely. I realized it's far easier to just draw my characters on paper, but after ( Read more... )