Today I thought I broke something on the wall by backing into it. Instead, I snapped my Pitt ID in half. These babies cost $20 to replace, so I went to do that solemnly. But, the guy was cool and gave me a new one free. He said I was screwed if I broke it again, but I won't. No more back pocket for you, preciooooussss... Yeah I wanted the other one ( Read more... )

I really can't stand living with Adam anymore, and I think I'm going to die sometime in the next four weeks. I wouldn't have anything against him personally if he hadn't roomed with me, and I should try not to focus all of my anxiety at being forced to live with someone else onto him but he keeps making himself a damn good target because he's ( Read more... )

A shock = a sock you find in the sleeve of your shirt while you're putting it on. Never heard of it before? Neither had I until I made it up. What reason would I have to create such an absurd item? It seems odd to come up with something like that unless... wait, do I mean to tell you that this... shock... happened to me? Yes, yes I do. I found a ( Read more... )

What can I say, I was insanely busy all last week... mostly with spending a ton of time with Sarah and when she wasn't around spending time with Chris/Erin/David. Sometimes I got some sleep, but not very often or very much ( Read more... )

Tomorrow, spring break, finally. Odd that spring break comes during the winter but meh, I won't complain. I need a day or 11 off, it's been 2 months straight with nothing but weekends to keep me sane.

There comes tomorrow the 6 hour bus ride - crammed into a bus with 60 other people, all of them breathing, all of them using the oxygen, polluting ( Read more... )

And I'll kill any man who says otherwise ( Read more... )

It's amazing what a few days of running, crunches, and pushups will do for you. Recently I decided I should look good in the event that I may be naked. If I keep improving at this rate, though, I'll have a washboard for a stomach by the time summer rolls around. I've also decided that this would be a pretty unlikely sight to behold, considering how ( Read more... )

I. Need. Bread ( Read more... )

This entry will have nothing to do with Death, Destruction, or Hearts ( Read more... )

Today began with a shower. Everything went downhill after that ( Read more... )