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[girl_albatross]

It was my birthday. Seventeen. Prime. Most random number, according to hacker's lore. Syllables in a haiku. Maximum number of strokes in Chinese radical. Muscles in the human tongue. The only integer which is equal to the number of prime partitions of itself. Symbolizes the soul.

Solar cycles are applicable here. I didn't notice.

Strange.

Comments

[copycat9]

Ohh! Happy belated Birthday!!!! Misa-Misa is going to go and get you a present. She hopes you will like it!!! ^^;

[girl_albatross]

Your punctuation marks are excessive

Custom of gift-giving. Thank you.

[5secondgirl]

It was your birthday? Happy Birthday! I'd sing for you but I'm horrible at it. What day was your birthday?

[girl_albatross]

Thank you. Singing is entirely unnessecary.
February 1.

[5secondgirl]

Are you going to do anything fun?

[girl_albatross]

...don't know. Unlikely. I usually don't celebrate my birthday.

[j0y_r1de]

It is not too late to join my cause! You have the brains and the power to become as a God in my new hierarchy!

[girl_albatross]

I don't like gods. They demand blindness in place of rational thought.

I need an axe.

[luke_l_lawliet]

Happy birthday, River.

And... I'm sorry about the robot. Trust me, I'd get rid of it myself if I had the first idea where it was.

[girl_albatross]

Thank you.

Not your fault. I would, too. Try not to let it kill you.

[luke_l_lawliet]

Trust me, I'll try.

[littlebungorf]

Friend I wish that you had the most wondrous anniversary of your birth! It was filled with excessive amounts of sugared treats, correct?

[girl_albatross]

Thank you.
One of the teachers gave me a small cake. Cup cake. Fits in. Overly sugary.