Damn boys! Nothing but trouble. They make no sense! Curse their penises!

I've been carrying a lemon in my purse for several days now. Don't remember why I put it there to being with, but I've kinda grown attached.

Mike, dude at work, just asked me if I'd heard of "Red...Bull" He said it as though he were trying to pronounce something foreign. I told him I was a fan of Jager bombs. He looked at me like i was crazy and handed me a can of Red Bull he had been given for free at lunch.

I don't have any Jager. This can is useless to me.

You know, I check this site every day at work, and I love reading stuff from my friends. I don't see any of you often enough, which blows ( Read more... )

I know coffee is a diuretic, but I think 13 minutes is my new personal best. Go Maxwell House.

Someone who makes more money than me just asked me how to spell 'pertain'.

So, I've been getting these abrupt, sharp, localized headaches at odd times...when I described the headaches and the situations in which they occur, my doctor suggested I get an MRI. You wanna know what an MRI costs? $3,800. You wanna know how much I'll have to pay? $1,500. Should I get one? Probably. Am I going to get one? Not until I see a ( Read more... )

You think Jean Grey keeps her legs silky smooth using...her mind?

Your Birthdate: March 6
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#1- I can't help but stare at the best ass in front of me. Unless there is a lesser ass with writing on it. I spent 45 grueling minutes last night watching the "TIG" separate itself from the "ERS" on some chick every time we did squats ( Read more... )