While perusing the Kentucky calendar of events, I came across "Bingo for Homeless Animals." I consider this an unfair practice; when do animals with good homes get to play Bingo?

I had fun last night, you!



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So my second serious relationship has officially ended. And it really, REALLY sucks.
Who wants to be my rebound? C'mon, who wants to?

Just joshin'. But if anyone would like to join me in some misery-wallowing, I'm certainly game.

Double Fudge Yoohoo is like drinking cake!

And a lady just called the office from Trojan Labor...ha!

Anybody got a suggestion as far as muscle spasms under the ribcage go? Cause they hurt like 8 bitches on a bitchboat.

What a weird day. I came home for lunch and had a present, which was kind but made my heart hurt. And I know I'm happy where I am right now, but when you didn't think the last kiss would be the last, it hurts...
I love you.

According to weather.com, it should begin snowing around 9 tonight and not stop until Sunday night! Hooweee ( Read more... )

Well I've managed to injure myself two Sundays in a row...slowly recovering from the cracked rib, I managed to trip and fall down the stairs outside Justin's apartment right before the Super Bowl. Yes, I had been drinking. No, I wasn't hammered. I was getting some air after being trapped in an apartment with 20+ smokers for 4 hours and wasn't ( Read more... )

Sometimes I crush my crackers too much before I put them in the chili. Then it tastes like beany oatmeal.

Friday: Hung out at Justin's/Pub, got drunk ( Read more... )

This hasn't been a bad day, per se, because nothing bad has happened to me or mine. I just feel fat, broke, tired, lazy, and downright ornery. I haven't gotten much done at work, people are getting on my nerves, and I just finished rereading a lovely e-mail sent to me almost 4 years ago from someone I hardly ever see anymore. But something is ( Read more... )