So there I was, telling Nemesis all about oliphaunt traditions and customs and then suddenly 6 months had gone past.

And I'm only a third of the way through the family history.

You know, my baby doesn't seem to be growing very much.

I think it's time for me to start passing on the family knowledge to Nemy in the traditional oliphaunt way.
*ponders*

She does seem to be old enough... it's hard to tell when a child isn't entirely oliphaunt.

I think I'll start by telling her about the circus and why it's Not A Good Thing TM.

It seems like I've been away for quite a while! You might ask what I've been doing, and I'm going to tell you whether you do or not ( Read more... )

So, I think my darling Two has called off the wedding. If he hasn't... I think I should. An oliphaunt like me has to keep her options open you know. ;)

::ponders::

Ooops!!! I left Nemy in Minas Tirith um several months ago!
I hope I haven't caused lasting psychological damage!

::starts journeying back to Minas Tirith::

Having thought carefully about my career options, I have decided that either I continue starring in adult documentaries...or I futher my musical career as a solo artist. Decisions, decisions.

According to that nice naked lady at the Long & Arda offices, I still have my job if I want it.

::ponders::

::giggles:: So I met a cute lady, but I don't think she got all the hints that I was dropping.

No matter. I have to go see if my positions at Long & Arda are still being held open for me after maturnity leave.

::giggles:: It is very warm. Excuse me while I strip off.

::tickles Nemy::

::hears sound of armies approaching::

Hmmm.

I have been teaching my darling baby to read!
She is so clever. :D She can read words like "oliphaunt" and "dog" and "orgy".

How she learnt that last one I will never know. ::giggles:: I haven't participated in an orgy for a long time. ;)