LOOK!!!

[girloliphaunt]

Comments

[ghostofisildur]

Congratulations!! You have already mastered the first rule of motherhood: your baby is your most important accessory!
Also, your baby can be a valuable conversation piece.
Observe:

(baby is propped up artfully on pedestal)

Party Guest: My word, wherever did you get that divine nouveau revival blah-di-blah-blah-blah sculpture?

You: Oh that? *musical laughter* It sprang forth from my loins! Isn't he/she/it sublime?

[girloliphaunt]

Ah...yes... baby will open up so many fashion oppotunities... I am no longer merely restricted to coordinating my handbag with my shoes...

[ghostofisildur]

*wiping away a tear*

You're going to be such a good mother!!

*sniffle*

[girloliphaunt]

Now...all I have to do is make sure that two matches my outfits...