My darling Two has gone into hiding, it seems.

No matter. I have a lot of cake to eat. ::licks lips::

My darling Two is nowhere to be seen. Hmmm. Nevermind. I shall decorate. mmmm.

In other news, especially for my darling Two.... IT'S A MULTIPLE BIRTH.

AHhahahaha. Gotcha there didn't I. :D Only one. Or I'd be the size of a house. Anyone want to knit some baby-sized trunk warmers just in case this thing comes out with a trunk?

My poor wickle twoy. ::Weeps::

::sighs::

I am huge. ::weeps::

LOOK AT ME!!!


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I have decided on a name for my baby ::nods::
eheh

you will love these names. if you don't.... i will kick you till you do. :) ::smooch::

for a boy:
Hollandish Lucius Two Evander Baggins

for a girl:
Nemesis Esmat Isidora Duo Baggins

::sigh:: named in the traditional oliphaunt way...

hmm. I still have no idea when this baby will arrive...

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I have been thinking.

I should really put more thought into naming this baby. ::nods::

::thinks::

::weeps::

::UBERWEEPS::

::sniff::
he loves meeeeeeeeeeeee

::dances::

I am horny. And fat.

::cries::

No one loves me.

::WEEPS:: SEE?!?!? I am weeping in capitals.

::craves meatballs and ice cream::

*sigh*