“So, how do you like your Top Ramen Noodles?” (A sincere question asked of me to which I sassed by rolling off of my stomach and onto my side, resting my elbow on the curve of my hip and laughing for roughly ten minutes ( Read more... )

Val brought beer to work and Her, Jen, Carisa, and Me drank it in her office secretly in celebration of Cinco De Mayo. Che rules.

“God help you if you are an ugly girl ( Read more... )

"I'm as confused as one hundred blind lesbians in a fish market."

So, I feel the need to explain my job. Just because I’m sitting at it, bored and no fish are biting on the AIM ( Read more... )

Some where in between the shots of saki [where I noticed more than ever the elements that make up your face; the curves to your nose and the freckles brushed across it, you really are so beautiful], our stroll down main street along the backdrop of twinkling mountain town ambiance, skimming over your admiring stare while I was singing to Ani in the ( Read more... )

i don't know what i want ( Read more... )

( Just because
I have no life &
I’m single which means I’ve got more than enough time for bullshit like this again &
My sisters boobs have become too gigantic to fit into any of her clothes, therefore I am modeling my new wardrobe for you all here, this very special tonight. )

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My hands are looking old ( Read more... )