So, I have figured this out ( Read more... )

A contribution from my favorite comic strip, Questionable Content.  If you like this comic, read the rest of the strips at www.questionablecontent.net and make me happy!  Free raping to the first one to read some!


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This is the sexiest man alive.  He is the epitome of individualistic fame.

SO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE AN AWKWARD SEVENTH-GRADER AT A TACKY BAR MITZVAH???


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Eh, my mom saw my progress report.
Didn't know that had even come out yet.
Well, I'm grounded.

So anyway, I have been properly inducted into the Cult O' Sci-Fi TV Shows!

And now I'm gonna pull a Big Lebowski and waltz around in my raggedy emerald bathrobe that I've had since fourth grade.
Hee.
TO THE VAN-MOBILE!

Bathrobe wishes and hippie-day dreams,
Jessica

Wow, sorry for the emo outburst! Anyway, my first day back home was fahhhbulous. I slept in, got ready at my leisure, got a manicure and pedicure (pearly white polish!), and ate brunch at the Duchess Tea Room. It's days like these that make me feel happy again.
Is Mariah's still on, does anyone know?
Luxurious wishes and material-girl dreams,

Second post, same day ( Read more... )

So, here I am in fahhbulous New York ( Read more... )

Elsa was asking me today, who was this Tyler I was talking about?


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You know one of those days where you feel like everyone just doesn't like you at all ( Read more... )