despite his appearance as a hybrid of the motor-city-madman ("call of the wild") and a cross-dressing psycho who wears the skins of his victims, i think you should be most concerned about the bath taking. no modern-day male in his right mind regularly takes baths, let alone professes to strangers his sick little hobby.
then again, maybe he was just trying to be neighborly, and, in a round-about way, invite you over to share a bath. how sweet!
also, at least it was just dirty hippie bathwater, and not poop... this time...
a bath should be followed by a shower. otherwise, you are just stewing in your own filth, with no clean water to wash it away. this rule applies especially if you pee a little while in the bath.
knock the fat outorganizizedNovember 12 2002, 13:25:00 UTC
your cats should be trained to clamber (hrmm, word, or not word?) up through the ceiling hole and into the suspect bathroom. while "tim" (if that's really his name) is luxuriating (made up word?) in his bath... perhaps one of the cats could accidently knock in a plugged-in hair dryer or foreman grill.
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then again, maybe he was just trying to be neighborly, and, in a round-about way, invite you over to share a bath. how sweet!
also, at least it was just dirty hippie bathwater, and not poop... this time...
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i don't even take baths, for fuck's sake.
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i have a feeling my upstairs neighbor does not.
is it gross to pee in the bath if you're wearing a molicare?
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i'm smiling through the haze of dirty bathwater.
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So, did the cats do their chore?
(p.s. nice to meet you, I found you via sara_bee!)
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not sure about the cats just yet. haven't been home since this morning,
but they'll be a full report tomorrow, should any further insanity occur.
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or perhaps they could simply deposit the carcasses of the rats that will surely be falling out of the very big hole at his door.
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hi, by the way.
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the leak, way back.
i'm getting as obsessed with you now as i am with the goth man.
you're just as crazy.
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