i went to see sin city last night, and it gave me what i suspect may have been a migraine headache ( Read more... )

friends only as of now.
speak up if you want in.

rumsfeld impersonates keats. or someone like that ( Read more... )

so, i'm sitting at work, reading my own journal, because i'm sooo busy today, and i'm noticing that a lot of my shit is on lock down as of late ( Read more... )

ok, i just bought a scrabble dictionary ( Read more... )

i pulled a feather out of my cat's eye that looked like it was stuck in there for a while.

she blinked, then rubbed her head on my chin.

it's the little things that keep me going, really.

between 5th and 6th here in lovely NY, there's a guy that wears one of those crazy sandwhich board signs and screams at the top of his lungs "FREE PHONE!" "FREE PHONE!" (repeat ad nauseum ( Read more... )

what is the proper protocol for eating a piece of sushi (think roll) that is too big to fit in your mouth in one bite? (and not risk certain death from a blocked airway ( Read more... )

eating soup and find 1 green bean, is it an ingredient or a mistake?

i'm still off work. thank fucking god ( Read more... )