this is what the baby looked like about two months ago.


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kali sanaa carrido was born on july 31st at 10:46 am. she weighed 5.7 lb and was 18 in. long. i'm in love.


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okay. this is short because i have no time. it's a girl! i thought and was hoping for a boy, but it's a girl and i'm so excited. doctors say she's nice and big, but i'm not gaining enough weight. that makes me feel bad... i eat constantly, and i'm not getting bigger. since when can't this fatty get fat? i hope she doesn't end up "off" ( Read more... )

okay, so, anyone who knew me well should be sufficiently shocked ( Read more... )

i've spent the course of my day trying to do laundry, clean up, move out of my childhood home on $10 and a cold stare from my father. it was brought to my attention on valentine's day (yup, VALENTINE'S DAY) that i am a disgrace to my family and everyone--my parents--would be much happier if i were to get the hell out ( Read more... )

i've definitely spent the last year becoming a stranger to the way that i used to be. i'm not remotely unhappy with the way things are heading, which is funny, because if any of the people i'd met when i was in college could hear me now, they'd freak the fuck out ( Read more... )

SARAH SARAH SARAH ( Read more... )

i need to get my mother one of those electrocution fences around the remote control, and the couch. she needs to be permanantly banned from EVER choosing what ends up on the family tv... i'll break her thumbs.

i'm going to have the most plastered on smile EVER tomorrow while every guy in tampa brings his mother to ponderosa..... ugh. it's going to be bad.... the computer will probably blow up and i'll be stuck with a mob of angry people demanding chicken wings and koolaid for their baby mommas... it'll be on the news: "cashier clubbed over the head by ( Read more... )

i miss back in the chuck e. cheese days.... when life was all about tickets, tokens, and how much pizza you could shove in the piehole before those creepy monster things started singing happy birthday...

oh chuck, why have you forsaken me?