words that must disappear:

* happy camper
* crapload

does anyone outside of the western pennsylvania area hear or use the term "crapload"? it drives me fucking insane. in general, i find the term "crap" quite irritating/disturbing/unsettling.

if you mean shit, say shit. it has a nicer ring to it.

an open letter to women who apply makeup whilst driving ( Read more... )

one final finished, one to go.
im running out of time to procrastinate.

classes for free at pitt next sememster. free. FREE.
i never get anything free.

something wicked this way comes.

i just did an lj search for people with interests in common with me (drews looking at naked pics online, what else am i supposed to do?), and the top five people that i have the most in common with are painfully dorkish.
i want everyone to do it and let me know if you find anyone good in your top 5.
so ill know if im a loser.

i airhumped the latest issue of Ms. magazine.
i kid you not.
my girl janeane is on the cover.
hotfuckingpatoooty.

the intro of an email i received today from someone in china, who clearly had mistaken me for someone with an advanced degree and some form of power within the university (or universe ( Read more... )

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i just realized that the right cuff of my sweater smells absolutely horrific...not like poop or body funk or dog...kind of like flowers smell when you let them sit in the vase for weeks after they have expired. the kind of smell that doesnt make you gag (although in my experience the flower vase can certainly be gag-worthy), but begs for ( Read more... )

i think i have unleashed a monster.
the drew and i have quit smoking...

quikgeek: grrr not going well
quikgeek: im all cranky and want smokie
quikgeek: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROAR
quikgeek: oh i will kill all these nicorette gums
quikgeek: all of them dead
quikgeek: stupid poopoos