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The circular logic surrounding Bristol Palin's Juno Baby ( Read more... )

OMG EGGIE MADE THE  FUNNIEZ!!!!!!!!!!

KEEP GOING, EGGIE! KEEP GOING!

I hope you all saw this, many times.

Gain laundry detergent gets the award for my favorite slogan of now: "Sniff, sniff...Hooray!"

I wanted to buy myself a treat on Amazon after cashing in my piggy bank about, oh, two months ago. I always cash in my piggy bank a the coinstar for an Amazon gift certificate. And I always tell myself I can only buy something "fun" (as opposed to academic books) with the money.

This is what I have so far:

American Psycho DVD
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Weird Science - one of my favorite movies growing up. Why? Because I was a pervert, obviously.

Xanadu - LMAO XANADU. This movie was wank before wank knew it existed.

Clifford - The pinnacle of Martin Short's entire career was playing a 10-year-old boy. It is not a particularly good film.

Groundhog Day - Another one of my favorite movies growing up. ( Read more... )

Ok, now that I've slept on it, this book--it's so bad it's almost ineffable.

Like we were promised no new characters, so fans could relish in the plot surrounding the characters they love. Instead, what we got were like 80 new vampire characters, none of whom were developed enough for us to care about them in any real sense. So while Garrett is ( Read more... )

More twilight humor.


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