What time is it?: 5:34 pm ( Read more... )

So, I think everyone is starting to think about the Prom... well, there is one problem. I don't have a date!!! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
I had JA yesterday and today... I'm getting used to getting out at 12:17.

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks ( Read more... )

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Why didn't anyone tell me that driving with Mr. Walter was so supid? He kinda just talked the whole time and told me my left turns needed work... whatever ( Read more... )

My body has never hurt this much in my entire life... someone needs to kill the person that invented lunges... Peace out...

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. Now you know why the ocean is so salty and you shouldn't swallow the water!!!

Two more months as of today.... can anyone say Woo HA?