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[gitwithwit]

Someone came in today asking if I carried any life-sized waterproof posters of Teagan Moran in the nude. In front of, I might add, a small army of midgets looking to buy their school Quidditch kits and the like. With the A Cleansweep Liaison peddler and now this, perhaps instead of an expansion to Hogsmeade, I should contemplate opening up a

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Private to Cassius

[charmdisarm]

Rum, tequila, vodka, Scotch, gin, Firewhiskey, Irish, Bourbon, Jaegermeister, Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, Syrah, Chardonnay, Riesling, Pinot Grigio, Champagne, Guinness, Heineken and Harp's. Along with mixers. What's your poison, sweeting?

Private to Tracey

[gitwithwit]

Gin will do. Perhaps some white vermouth and olives as well.

Private to Cassius

[charmdisarm]

A bottle of Gordon's, a bottle of Capano Antica, and a can of pimento-stuffed olives coming right up. You'll have to forgive me for not loaning out my martini glasses again, though. After the poltergeist affair and all.

[missmacdougal]

You could sell both the books and the posters there. It'd be great!

[gitwithwit]

I'd have to hire booby, scantily clad cashiers, however, to coordinate with the products sold. Where the hell would I find those?

[missmacdougal]

You'd be surprised how many sluts there are in thw world. But if all else fails you could dress up. Might scare the customers away though.

[gitwithwit]

They're typically already employed in other, sluttier professions. That being said, wouldn't you mean "dress down"? And besides, I'm not nearly booby enough.

[turnedcorner]

They want their pornographic posters to already be waterproof? Lazy kids these days, they won't do anything for themselves!

[gitwithwit]

I was actually not aware that Moran did pornographic photoshoots to begin with. She doesn't particularly seem the type. That being said, the pervert could've at least waited til the midgets were out of hearing range. My ears are still ringing from the lecture one of the parents proceeded to give in my supposed oversight in allowing deviants into my shop.

[applebobbin]

What a bizarre request...

[gitwithwit]

That's an incredibly kind way to put it...

[applebobbin]

What can I say, I'm in a charitable mood.