Someone came in today asking if I carried any life-sized waterproof posters of Teagan Moran in the nude. In front of, I might add, a small army of midgets looking to buy their school Quidditch kits and the like. With the A Cleansweep Liaison peddler and now this, perhaps instead of an expansion to Hogsmeade, I should contemplate opening up a ( Read more... )

A few clarifications to simplify all the drama flying about ( Read more... )

Pink Patil, thanks for the muffins. I am admittedly at a loss as to what I might have done to deserve them, and were I not certain that if you wanted to poison me you'd not do so in a method traceable back to you, I'd be suspicious. However shall I express my now decidedly warm and fuzzy feelings towards you ( Read more... )

A travelling sales representative from some random publisher dropped by today to pass along a sample of his wares and a proposition in order to appeal to a greater variety of customers than the norm.

Here is an excerpt from the sample of his wares-- a book entitled A Cleansweep Liaison. Taken from the back cover.

When Quidditch legend Luke ( Read more... )

Whoever was over to borrow the loos because of the water problem downstairs and used up most of Smith's shaving cream, he's now griping over it like a little bitch. Thank you oh so much, you're going down compliments of me because I have to listen to it and it's your fault, etc. etc ( Read more... )

Number of transactions for the day: 167 ( Read more... )

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