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[gitwithwit]

Whoever was over to borrow the loos because of the water problem downstairs and used up most of Smith's shaving cream, he's now griping over it like a little bitch. Thank you oh so much, you're going down compliments of me because I have to listen to it and it's your fault, etc. etc

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[cho_white]

You're not very nice.

[gitwithwit]

Awww, thanks. Most people tell me I'm an utterly evil and completely depraved git, so really, you're being very tactful and kind not to say so. Maybe I should reconsider ordering little figurines of you after all. With little halos.

Besides, you don't live with Smith. As far as I can tell, Davies doesn't screech like a little bitch over shaving cream, now does he?

[cho_white]

Well, I just made a mean journal entry, too. You know...glass houses and all that. But you should reconsider my figurine without the halo. I don't have a halo. A tiara, perhaps. Not a halo.

Um, no. I don't think Roger screeches.

[gitwithwit]

Ah, so noted! A tiara, hmm? I'm not sure how Quidditch-themed that would be. It would make for an adorable wedding cake topper, however.

I see. Good for you then! I'd ask to switch flatmates, but I don't hate you enough to inflict Smith upon you.

[applebobbin]

Smith can actually grow facial hair?

[gitwithwit]

Bugger if I know, as I try not to look at him more often than is completely necessary. Hell, he probably uses shaving cream on his legs like a girl. I wouldn't put it past him.

Private to Warrington

[applebobbin]

I can give you something from the shop to put in his shaving cream if you like.

Private to Melinda Bobbin

[gitwithwit]

I love you. Remind me to send you a dozen long-stemmed roses next week.

[missmacdougal]

I'm surprised you're not up here to get away from Smith. You're always here when you don't have an actual reason to be.

[gitwithwit]

Ah, but Miles is at practice, and therefore I don't have anyone to piss-take if I were to go up there.

Unless you're volunteering?

[missmacdougal]

Oh no. I'm enjoying the fact you're not here too muc.

[gitwithwit]

I have that much of an effect on your emotional well-being, Morag? That's very flattering. You've just made my day so much brighter. However shall I thank you?

Maybe I should send up three pounds of Belgian chocolate which you can share with Mal. Preferably before he needs to go to bed.

[shortongalleons]

I showered at your place, but I can't say I used Smith's shaving foam. I use a spell to shave. Sorry, but I can't oblige you there.

[gitwithwit]

I didn't think it was you, anyway. You'd be far too sensible to knowingly incite such quantities of bitching.

[meginwonderland]

But... I don't understand. Why would you put itching powder in his shaving cream?