I was reminiscing about the days when I would go over to Aunt Polly's for a nice time. We'd go swimming in the creek, swing on the tire, and try to catch bunnies. Heh, those pesky bunnies were always in her vegetable patch ( Read more... )

I was fired from work today. Does anyone have any good firing stories? Or maybe words of encouragement so I don't end up sitting in front of the tv all day with a bag of Doritos. Wait, the bag of Doritos and tv idea sounds good, nevermind.

...Why did everyone assume on my last post I was talking about spooge?

Why don't boys (men?) ever clean up after themselves?

I like looking at pictures. Post some in the comments section, plz.

What the fuck are these??


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Today, I saw a rather obese woman carrying a handbag with the Playboy (c) logo on it.

Thoughts?

LesStitches0i2 [10:18 PM]: hi i got laid ( Read more... )

I love how on the top of the page, LiveJournal proclaims,

Welcome, give_me_cocks!

Ah, another day, another cock.