I think it's hilarious how black people think up new slang words, and slowly white people steal them. It's like a fun little life cycle. First, the slang word is born. Then, when it has fully matured, it is exposed to us on MTV Jams. Slowly it catches on among teenagers regardless of race until it reaches old age. Finally, it promptly dies when 40 ( Read more... )

My dog has one less eye now.

And he still might have cancer.

But at least he's happy.

That is all.

Peglegfinger: and ur gay ( Read more... )

Within a month: A tattoo on the right side of my back.

Within six months: Truman hockey tryouts

Within a year: Dreadlocks.

Some of you might remember me as the resident Corrs fan ( Read more... )

I don't even like Bright Eyes, but ( Read more... )

Continuing the steroids in baseball saga that I'm sure you've all heard about, Barry Bonds today announced that he may not play this season, saying that he's physically and mentally "done," and blamed the media for at least part of his troubles. "You finally brought me and my family down. ... So now go pick a different person ( Read more... )

If you read this, chances are I love you (in a non-gay or creepy way).

If you read this and you don't think I love you, have your people call my people....I'm sure we can work something out.

If you don't read this at all, you won't know that I think you're a douche-tard.

And yes, I'm a little high.

Shaun needed my bathroom key, which is on the keychain with the rest of them. So while I wait for the keys to everything I own to return, some quick thoughts ( Read more... )

On the way to get my dog out of the kennel, I spied another one of those "Support Our Troops" bumper stickers. This obviously was not the first time, but I think I'm ready to make my official statement on them:

I'm hard pressed to think of anything that attempts to say so much and in fact says so little. Who isn't supporting the troops? Is there ( Read more... )