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Recipe Time, Kids
Actually, it was Ms. invader_kitty's appearance in this very journal that reminded me I had to post this recipe. No photos, because I'm lazy - you'll just have to trust me that it's fucking delicious and crazy, and will soon become one of your favourite not-so-healthy salads in the repertoire.
Bacon-wrapped Date and Goat Cheese 'Salad'*.
You will need:
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Update on Gin...Kinda
I keep receiving calls (in response to the ads I have plastered around) where people leave voicemails like this;
"Uh, hi...I just saw your flyer for the missing cat at the (local coffee shop). I wanted to let you know that I was down (blah blah and blah) street, and saw a dead cat on the side of the road. It was really fluffy and white. I just ( Read more... ) -
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It's been a bit of a week. First, news on Gin.
I received a call from a guy a few nights back who said he'd seen Gin a day after she went missing, fighting with another cat on his porch. She apparently spent 24 hours on the porch before his 'neighbours' called animal control and they came and took her away. He was "pretty sure" it was Gin, based on ( Read more... ) -
My New Favourite Etsy Artist
Wade and I spent about an hour laughing our arses off at this last night, which was nice;
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Free FapFapFap
Thanks to the lovlies caehl and Shannon (from www.sugarcut.com, a truly beautiful and awesomely pervy site in itself), here are The Playboy Archives - 53 fully perusable editions, from voluptuously vintage vadge to modern minge monstrosities (ie: Chyna's terrifying twat), for your sweaty-palmed pleasure.
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Poor Puppets
So there's this website called Pets In Uniform, right, where for the wee sum of $29.99 (currently on sale for $19.99!) you can have your beloved petsicle Photoshopped into some type of service uniform. That's utter bollocks - any muppet with 10 fingers can unprofessionally 'shop their innocent babies into some type of bestiality military porn ( Read more... ) -
They Were Probably Black
Our workplace is located quite near a meth clinic, and the adjoining alleyway is often replete with thoughtful gifts of human fecal matter (more often than not artistically displayed down the alley wall from arse-height, and lower), used condoms *, and dumpster babies. During the winter months, there was an array of simply delightful deposits, and ( Read more... ) -
Quinoa & Crystallized Ginger Cake
I've never really cooked with quinoa before - I suppose I've been putting it off. But a box full of the stuff and some crystallized ginger sitting about begging to be used prompted a search for this, which looks a little bit like this;
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