[Charon is so not himself, he might mumble, snap, shout, growl and be very blunt..... not to mention he's drunk.]

I will never be a ferry man again. 200 years in this lifetime is better than a billion in the Underworld. [He belches and laughs] No offense sir.

[Filter: Hades]

Uuuuuh boss? I've killed like five or eight people. [He can't help but ( Read more... )

This is like my worst nightmare come true, except now, I'm here and not in the Underworld. And I don't have an oar. It's as if I'm doing nothing but working.

I'll just shoot myself and hope Cronus brings me back when this is all over.

Not that any of you care right now, but you're not getting my money. You won't find it.

Edit: I can't even ( Read more... )

[Filtered from law types]

[video]

[cue the cheesy music, this time he's taken music from Forest Gump, one of America's most beloved films, from one of America's most beloved actors]

[have in the video a few clips of nuclear weapons testing, mushroom clouds, and some footage from Hiroshima and Nagasaki... this lasts for about 3 minutes, then ( Read more... )

[he's drunk it's 5 in the morning and he'll keep calling Hades (cell, home, etc.) until he picks up]

HADES OOOHHHHMYFUCKINGGOD! [his voice gets high on that 'god' part and he's hysterical, almost to the point of tears.... also he's talking really fast] MYHAIRSFALLINGOUTMYHAIRSFALLINGOUT!

[there is some short breathing and a few groans] ( Read more... )

[Filter: Thanatos]

Consider me your pimp. Go to dinner with the pretty boy Narcissus and I'll give you 10% of what he's paying me to convince you to go.

[filter/]

[Filter: Megaera]

Hey fury, I've been burned by another, and heard that you are the lady to go to when someone's been double dipping.

[filter/]

I'll be taking bets for most kills in the complex.

I know there is a gambler in all of you dying to play. The minimum bet is twenty, and I never go that low, but for you, my fine neighbors I will make an exception. Also, I can't be sure how many of you are actually below the poverty level. It's not that much money people, and it's an excellent ( Read more... )

Brilliant idea.

You and me connecting real people with the famous dead ones. Who wouldn't want the chance to meet Michael Jackson, Hitler, or Alexander the Great?

We could make a killing.

Everywhere I go in the city I see prom shit and it's making me nauseous. Daphne, how's about you and I, two adults, go on a real date this weekend. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is playing so is The Exorcist and a few others. They are all on film I might add ( Read more... )

[video]

[cue this music]

[the focus is on Charon, he is wearing a freshly printed dress shirt and sweater vest, his pants are high enough when he sits down that his matching long socks are visible as are is shiny loafers; sitting on his lap is little Jesus, who is wearing a Little Nemo PJ set, hat and everything]When Jesus arrived in Manhattan on ( Read more... )

Hades? Jesus is coming to work with me.

Consider all other options unavailable.

I think he may just be my saving grace.