HI I'M TYPING ON MY NEW MACBOOK

Dear Ted Leo,
You can get it from me anytime you'd like, but I might have to rescind my offer if you continue to open for Death Cab and play at annoying venues like MSG.
Call me,
Rachel.

I just wanted to let all of you know that my state assemblyman is trying to pass a bill that will outlaw anonymous posting on The Internets.

You tell 'em, Peter! No one's going to make any more mean comments on your LiveJournal. Or your daughter's LiveJournal.