Comments | giwu: My niece has a death wish...and balls made of brass

giwu

My niece has a death wish...and balls made of brass

Feb 23, 2008 00:04

My niece has a death wish…

So, my niece, henceforth known as Flipperd, may not make it to her 10th birthday which is just a few weeks away.

My brother and his wife have three children. I have always felt they are too hard on Jordan (the eldest), let Katie get away with too much (an accomplished liar since age 6) and Flipperd is God’s revenge for ( Read more... )

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azaleyes February 23 2008, 06:34:49 UTC

All I can say is... wait till' she is 16!

giwu February 26 2008, 05:32:09 UTC

Shudder...it gives me a great deal of pleasure to know that my brother will be 50 when she is a teenager!

kate_mct February 23 2008, 06:38:09 UTC

*ROFLMAO* That is ballsy, especially for a 9 y/o. Her teen years should be interesting, provided she lives that long. :D

giwu February 26 2008, 05:32:41 UTC

I can't imagine what she will be like in her teens, she is honing her craft at an early age!

losingntrnslatn February 23 2008, 08:46:29 UTC

I like this kid! LOL

giwu February 26 2008, 05:33:29 UTC

If she wasn't starting to be really hateful, I would have thought she would be a perfect match for the mad scientist in about twenty years!

mingsmommy February 23 2008, 11:45:55 UTC

They are born knowing where our pink, fleshy underbellies are.

Kids got a future. If she lives.

giwu February 26 2008, 05:34:29 UTC

I have a feeling there could be convent school in her future. She has the potential to be a great shrink...or a psychopath!

zamboni12 February 23 2008, 13:36:31 UTC

LOL What a nice kid! They can be so cruel!
My son (8 years old) once told me he had seen a very old woman. As I asked him how old she was he said "Oh, old, at least 20!" Well, I´m 41 years old. What am I seemingly dead?

Great story and I´m glad she´s alive!

giwu February 26 2008, 05:35:32 UTC

Snort...aren't they precious at that age? I don't think you are quite over the hill...yet!