Mom: So tell me about your new boyfriend!
Me: He's not my boyfriend yet...
Mom: What's his major?
Me: Communications I think? He wants to go into politics.
Mom: *gasp* Oh that makes me so proud! You're going to be the First Lady someday!
Me: Ugh, Mom...

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[00:15] Yisroel: btw, your room mate is a fag
[00:15] Yisroel: lol
[00:16] Yisroel: jk around
[00:16] Jeff: At least he can hold his liquor :-D
[00:16] Yisroel: tu che

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