...en al die tijd dacht ik dat ik niet leuk was, misschien zelfs lelijk. En nu denk ik .. fuck, die (Nederlandse) jongens zijn gewoon ontzettend idioot en dom :)
"I'm pretty, I'm smart, i'm funny,.. i'm a catch!"
Situation: There is a vampire locked up in the bathroom Mike: "I know what to do, we need to get a stake and pierce it through his heart!" Neil: "I'll go see if we have one!" *runs downstairs and opens the fridge* "Oh noo, we don't have steak, all we have is this vegetarian sausage :( :( " *holds up mini sausage*
"What is it with people nowadays becoming friends with their ex? I'm more of a .. we didn't work out I need you to not exist kinda person
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