There are two kinds of people: Those that use labels to conveniently simplify and categorize others, and...damn it. :p

From youngster, Valerius was low and had the black hair. Even if it was shy, it had a lot of friends because play tennis and to soccer, it is interested of music and played the violin. When it began the university heard itself very alone because did not know no. A day while ran in the park, Valerius saw two other girls that play tennis. The two ( Read more... )

I've been prescribed a sample inhaler to help cut my coughing. That stuff tastes like lima beans.

If Microsoft Word's spellcheck is to be believed, physiological psychologists are plagued with severe mental deficits.

Lend me your old ear ( Read more... )

Smile, darn ya, smile
You know this old world is a great world after all
Smile, darn ya, smile
And right away watch Lady Luck pay you a call
Things are never black as they are painted
Time for you and joy to get acquainted
Make life worth while
Come on and
Smile, darn ya, smile

Smoke bubbles filled with sand ( Read more... )

A fish fell on me.
It fell on me, and I have no idea what it wants me to do about it.

FALLEN FISH: Blub.
MIKE: Three tokens.

Come on, now. Before you become too critical of me, what would you have said in this situation?
I can't bear the smell. It's a smelly memory.
What I wouldn't give for a red pen. The office is temporarily closed.

Enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate {vitamin B1}, riboflavin {vitamin B2}, folic acid), soybean oil, defatted wheat germ, sugar, cornstarch, dehydrated vegetable blend (contains carrots, onions, cabbage, tomato, parsley, red and green bell peppers), malt syrup (from barley and corn), potato starch, high fructose ( Read more... )

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