So everyone makes fun of me for having a trashcan as a car. You know what? FUCK YOU. I am the only person I have ever heard of who the cops GAVE UP searching a car for narcotics even after a drug dog pointed out my car for narcotics. Times like these I wish I actually did have narcotics. I did however have a sex cow in my car and had a nice long ( Read more... )

Well, I have started a plan in motion. It's a good plan. If it works things will change drastically for the better. I have a few more things to take care of in my own life before I can take care of some other things. Then things will be mortally better for a while.

Drastic situations call for drastic measures, eh?

My mind is light but my heart is heavy. I fear that it shouldn't be this way ( Read more... )

On a lighter note that everyone will understand:

I just opened a damn fortune cookie. You know what my fortune was? "You are the guiding star of his existence." Really. HIS existence? Fuck you china and your fucking fortune cookies that think I'm gay. Or just mock me.

Why can't I just accept a good thing?

Maybe because it wasn't a good thing when it started. It wasn't good in the middle. Ending it won't be any better.

However, I know I won't.

Or.... maybe I just overanalyze everything.

Last night was quite possibly one of the best and worst nights of my life.

I am officially part of the working class.

It's definately a whole bunch of steps up on the ladder for me.

And I have a whole shipping office to myself.

You are driven by a higher purpose than most people. You have a deeply-rooted desire to facilitate peacefulness in the world. Whether through subtle interactions with love ones, or through getting involved in social causes, it is important to you to influence the world ( Read more... )

So I had the shit scared out of me today. Thought I lost a friend and a fiancee.

We finally know when the wedding will be. October 21st. It's a friday.

So, I have a new cell phone. Same number. Problem is, I don't have a phone book anymore, I need everyone to call my phone and tell me who is calling or just give me your number next time I see you. Specifically if I got your number sometime since Febuary. (The only two people I can think of are Lauren and Ashley ( Read more... )