LIVEJOURNAL? WHAT? so old.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!

yeah...that's about it...haha

DON'T PANIC! I'LL BE AT THE DISCO

A fight broke out in a kitchen. Egged on by the waiters, two cooks peppered each other with punches. One man, a greasy foie gras specialist, ducked the first blows, but his goose was cooked when the other cold-cocked him. The man who beet him, a weedy salad expert with big cauliflower ears, tried to flee the scene, but was cornered in the maize of ( Read more... )

¿qué haca un pescado?
(what does a fish do)
nada.
(means both "nothing" and "it swims")

lalala
stephen broke up with me

very very sad

but it's okay

because life will go on

so you know...

have a good day

wow. it's really f[e]cking snowy outside....

i hate it
sucks

no no, i don't hate SNOW
i just hate some of the things that happen when it snows. and only when it snows.

wow. it's foggy outside

i got glasses

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
YAY I'M 16