itty-bitty baby boat

[glaciesastrum]

I've been hiding in the lab for quite some time, and I've come up with a few new various chemicals and so on and so forth. I've apparently missed quite a bit of drama, but I shall pay no mind to that! I just wish I was there for the turkey! I could have injected it with growth hormones and made it into a gigantic monster of a turkey. Woe is me. :(

Comments

[blondjailbait]

"Observation"? Like, hooking me up to a machine and electricuting me?

...Wait a second. You're the child molester here.

SO STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRUSTY OLD MAN.

[glaciesastrum]

Electrocuting you? Heavens, no. I'd more likely stick you on my ice cold operating table and cut you open to see your insides. I want to see if we have physical hearts, or if it's just metaphorical that we lack them.

[blondjailbait]

Yeah, you'd do that AFTER YOU'D RAPED ME ):<

Why not operate on a Dusk or something?

[glaciesastrum]

Rape you? I like it consensual.

And I've tried with Dusks. They move around too much, and I haven't figured how to paralyze them as of yet.