Christmas time is nearing. Honestly, I still haven't bought anything for most of you. I'm doing the typical man thing -- buying everything at the last moment when everything is sold out.

Anyway, do I have any gift requests? Axel, you're not allowed to request, I've already gotten you something. =)

-Vexen

I've been hiding in the lab for quite some time, and I've come up with a few new various chemicals and so on and so forth. I've apparently missed quite a bit of drama, but I shall pay no mind to that! I just wish I was there for the turkey! I could have injected it with growth hormones and made it into a gigantic monster of a turkey. Woe is me. :(

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Alright.

People are whining about the side-effects of the drug, but really, they should be grateful that I even helped them! Really, I have so much to do, you should be happy I took the time to create a cure for whatever illness you contracted. My emupions have been neglected for quite some time, really.

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I've found a side-effect to my remedy.

Insatiable horniness..

Teehee. I love me. <3

Shake, shake, shake señora.

No, I'm not dead.

The Superior has forced me to submit to darkness the formula to save us all. He's going to test it to make sure it doesn't kill you all, and then he will administer it to the rest of you unsufferable idiots.

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I've been deep in my lab for the last couple of days, conducting experiments to get rid of this illness. I have found the cure. I just don't feel like telling anybody. *smile*

I'm conducting a new experiment. I need a test subject, so would someone be so kind to join me down in the lab?

Bring pie.

I have a sudden urge to view the Spice Girls movie.

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Whoever ate the 'chocolate looking' things left in the fridge in the Kitchen that Never Was is going to feel very sick, shortly.

:)