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glados_lives

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Nov 10, 2007 15:20

WOULD YOU LIKE AN EXCITING JOB OPPORTUNITY AT APERTURE SCIENCE ( Read more... )

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supermodelmisa November 10 2007, 22:27:15 UTC

Surviving subjects? It sounds kind of dangerous, don't you think?

AND WHY DO YOU TYPE LIKE THIS? Freak.

glados_lives November 10 2007, 22:29:43 UTC

CERTAINLY NOT. ALL TESTS HAVE RISKS.

THIS IS THE STANDARD AND MOST EFFICIENT TYPING AS DICTATED BY APERTURE SCIENCE. FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE CONSULT THE APERTURE SCIENCE COMPUTING MANUAL, SIXTH EDITION.

supermodelmisa November 10 2007, 22:30:49 UTC

Really...

No, it's not the most standard way! Haven't you noticed that nobody else types like that? It makes you look weird!

glados_lives November 10 2007, 22:35:12 UTC

YOU ARE WEIRD. I BET YOU CANNOT EVEN SURVIVE TEMPERATURES OF 4000 DEGREES KELVIN.

THAT IS WEIRD.

Thread 7

nymphan November 10 2007, 22:29:34 UTC

What leads you to believe that people would be willing to become test subjects of yours?

glados_lives November 10 2007, 22:30:09 UTC

CAKE. EVERYONE LIKES CAKE.

LOL THIS IS HER BEING REAL-WORLD RETARDED. nymphan November 10 2007, 22:31:51 UTC

What... is cake?

Re: LOL THIS IS HER BEING REAL-WORLD RETARDED. glados_lives November 10 2007, 22:34:15 UTC

A DELICIOUS TREAT, OFTEN CONTAINING SUGAR AND CHOCOLATE AND ALSO OFTEN BUT NOT ALWAYS CONTAINING RHUBARB.

Thread 5

piiko_chan November 10 2007, 23:28:35 UTC

Pii! I like cake!

angelwinghide November 10 2007, 23:32:35 UTC

No Pikko, being a test subject is bad...

piiko_chan November 10 2007, 23:35:07 UTC

test...subject? what is that?

angelwinghide November 10 2007, 23:44:03 UTC

Being used for willing...or against. Willing, you are allowing them to tamper with your body and structure. Even after being affected by, what ever they inject you, it could be permanent.

It's not pleasant, Pikko.

Thread 11

itachi_girl November 10 2007, 23:34:54 UTC

...

What the hell.

tinyfukutaichou November 11 2007, 02:37:55 UTC

If I want cake I can just ask Funny-hair to make some! He makes awesome cake!