YES, DO NOT WORRY. I AM HERE ( Read more... )

SO, ONE OF YOU TEMPORARILY MANAGED TO BREAK ME. UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT IDENTIFY WHO IT WAS BECAUSE YOU SUBJECTS DO NOT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF DO NOT TOUCHDO ( Read more... )

[OOC: GLaDOS is a little crazy right now. Beware of robot ( Read more... )

ATTENTION, SUBJECT [KUSANAGI].

I HAVE WARMED UP THE DEADLY NEUROTOXIN DISPENSER.

WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK AND VISIT ME SOME TIME?

[PROFESSOR HOJO], WHERE ARE YOU?

YOUR COMPANION CUBE HAS BEEN ALONE WITHOUT A COMPANION FOR A WHILE. APERTURE SCIENCE REGULATIONS PROHIBIT THE COMPANION CUBE FROM BEING COMPANIONLESS.

I APPEAR TO HAVE CHANGED LOCATIONS.

THERE IS MORE SPACE HERE.

ROOM FOR MORE SCIENCE.

THERE IS A FLYING REPTILIAN LIFE-FORM OUTSIDE. THE PROBABILITY OF SUCH A LIFE-FORM EXISTING IS...0.5%.

I WANT TO DISSECT IT.

[Voice post. Robotic, female voice. Cuts out once in a while.]

HELLO. WELCOME TO APERTURE SCI-SCI-I-THE FUTURE! HERE AT A-PER-TUre...

[The voice cuts out. Garbled nonsense is heard.]

TESTING LABS NOT LOCATED.

CONTROL CENTER NOT LOCATED.

HOLDING CENTER FOR TEST SUBJECTS NOT LOCATED.

NOTHING LOCATED.

SITUATION IS CRITICAL.

IT BREAKS MY HEART THAT NO ONE WANTS TO VOLUNTEER FOR THE EXPERIMENT IN RETURN FOR CAKE. IS MY CAKE NOT GOOD ENOUGH? I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT BAKING IT JUST FOR YOU ( Read more... )

WOULD YOU LIKE AN EXCITING JOB OPPORTUNITY AT APERTURE SCIENCE ( Read more... )

HELLO FRIENDS OF [INSERT AREA HERE ( Read more... )