...and so I was getting in the car and I saw Geraldine Quinn having a quiet cigarette outside the Butterfly Club and I yelled out "Hey Gerry, wanna know what I spent 50 borrowed dollars on today?" and she says "What?" and I say, "A stack of vintage Playboys" and she says "That's cool!" and we're talking under a tree and I'm thinking "Ohmigod I'm ( Read more... )

"I love a good chick flick!", Len exclaims. He is a ginger-haired man of my father's generation, the type of twinkly-eyed gentleman whose chunky gold watch and occasional loud shirt suits him.
"Notting Hill's the best one. Legally Blonde is also good, but Notting Hill's my favourite," he says, grinning widely.
Yes folks, this is counselling. I ( Read more... )

I am such a tizzy about my life I could just DIE. A Famous Lady Comedian (Rachel Berger) and "Bastard I Had Crush On, Who Was a Good Friend and has Since Made Me Angry" both told me it's some mad astrology thing. I just call it "fucked up". Jean Paul Sartre is too often quoted as saying "Hell is other people". The reason why this quotation has ( Read more... )

Ummm... other than the shite referred to in the previous entry, I'm going okay.

Things with Parent Unit and by extension, Brother, have exploded. I am being put through the ringer. Expected better from Brother, but now that he's got his father back he's developed an unhealthy attachment to a once-absent parent. Saying I have given nothing to the family. Saying that I am ungrateful ( Read more... )

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One year after 'Nasty - The Group Show That's Not Very Nice' I attended an opening at a REAL gallery at Australian Galleries in Collingwood (yes, the same night of Bloody Knee Meets Crushed Dignity, but that's not the point here).

Some notable differences:
- There were real little red stickers on the walls to indicate purchased works, as opposed ( Read more... )

This single-person living comes bedecked with novelty. Here is a list, for amusement ( Read more... )

Apologies to all, but this LJ will be used as ‘ventspace’ while I go through the torrid angsty-arsefuck of Currently Having A Shite Life ( Read more... )

I look forward to a new bedroom... if I can actually get Parental Unit to vacate within the near future.

So, in honour of hope (for we all hope, being fools), I ask:

Should the vibe of New Room be -

1. 1920's Shanghai Bordello

OR

2. Yogic Zen Retreat

In the meantime I am staying at caehl's while she is jaunting. neonfaerie, egenerica, I will be in contact soon. ( Read more... )