Trust me, if Unicode char #F520 shewed up I would use a ligatured ct instead of an X

[gland]

Well hello there, I am a humble pineal gland. I was, at one time in the not-so-distant past, suspected to be the seat of consciousness. Once the contrary was found to be incontrovertably true, I was cast out and forced to live first inside the olfactory bulb, and then the anal cavity. Today, in an extraördinary bit of bad luck, the glistening mucous-

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[omg_a_terrorist]

WTF
Why the hell did the expell you for having an LJ?

[bastardman]

iawtc

Shore Lunch

[gland]

Not so much in the state of "owning an LJ, whether it be a sole proprietorship, partnership, LLC, type S corporation, type C corporation, profit or non-profit, private or pubically traded" was found an emetic effect; it was, oddly enough, the actual contents of the aforementioned LJ that my stoma could not stomach.