Today's Dictionary.com word of the day was "cum".

Today we mourn the murder of a great hero, Слободан Милошевић, whose only crime was supporting the doctrine of self-determination 36 years after it enjoyed popularity.


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Could one of you help me calibrate my gaydar?

Well, looks like I have a criminal record now. The Taiwanese authorities found out about the illicit import of BBQ, and now I'm rotting in some dingy Tapei jail cell for gwailo. Luckily I can pick up WiFi in here, using my Prince Albert piercing with my shaft wrapped in tinfoil as an antenna. I am pleading for anyone with access to the Taiwanese ( Read more... )

Well it's official: I have the herpes. There are little herps erupting all up and down my chode.

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Well hello there, I am a humble pineal gland. I was, at one time in the not-so-distant past, suspected to be the seat of consciousness. Once the contrary was found to be incontrovertably true, I was cast out and forced to live first inside the olfactory bulb, and then the anal cavity. Today, in an extraördinary bit of bad luck, the glistening mucous- ( Read more... )

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