Prompt Post 1

[guardian_of_oa]

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Kilowog, Razor

[anonymous]

On a new planet while looking for something (another Green Lantern Ring? Whatever works) they split up in pairs. Kilowog and Razor end up together, and somehow both get very, very drunk leading to all sorts of shenanigans. I'm seeing it ending with the two of them leaning on each other for support as they either sing drinking song or mutter how sorry they are for how their past behavior and now they are best friends~ (possibly while in the local equivalent of a drunk tank).

Crack, serious, wherever the idea takes you.

[Fill] Genocide, and Other Drinking Songs [1/2]

[anonymous]

Apologies both for the shortness and for the amount of time it took to write.

The problem with sugarvine is that if you leave it alone long enough, it ferments. They learned this when Razer went to eat lunch and ceased to be able to walk a straight line. Hal spouted off something about cachaҫa and sugarcane, which absolutely no one listened to, and the plants didn't but barely affect him, which was so far beyond unfair that it was unfair.

Kilowog jumped at the chance, though, and Razer didn't much care anymore. At least the cactus stuff was putting a nice layer of static between him and the rage. So they sat at the table, peeling the plants and squeezing the juice out of them. Chewing worked better, but the texture was disgusting and taste was off-putting enough that they silently agreed to just go with squeezing

[Fill] Genocide, and Other Drinking Songs [2/2]

[anonymous]

And that was an insult if Razer had ever heard one. He blazed up. “Nuthin' wrong with me. I'm fine. You all, you're the weird ones, with your, your compassion and your stupid, stupid niceness. It'll-it's stupid, and it'll get you all killed, and...and then where will I be?”

Kilowog stared at him even more. “You're some kind of screwy, you know.”

Razer frowned at him, then grabbed for another piece of plant. It took him three tries, and much longer to juice the damn thing. “I know,” he said, and looked so lost when he said it that Kilowog almost, almost felt a little tiny bit sorry for him.

“But not as bad as you-you lot and your idiotic crusade of suicidal insanity,” he finished.

Almost.

Kilowog scowled, tossing another piece of skin over his shoulder. “You're part of it now, too, y'know. You're like, like a red Green Lantern, except not.”

“Oh,” Razer slurred, and over-corrected by leaning too far to the left in his chair. “No need to get nasty.”

“S'not-no. Stoppit. Being us is awesome. We're doing the good fight, or-or

Re: [Fill] Genocide, and Other Drinking Songs [2/2] - OP

[anonymous]

This is wonderful XD

I love that they figured it out when Razer suddenly couldn't walk in a straight line, especially because I get the feeling if it was either of the other two Razer would be sitting there all like *raised eyebrow* "And this is different than usual - how?"

The whole little part of Razer and Kilowog bonding over the disgusting eating habits of Hal <3

red Green Lantern - Razer is a Christmas Lantern!

Loved it <3

Aya/Razor

[anonymous]

Something happens that destroys both the ship and Aya's robotic form, and Aya puts her consciousness into the closest thing that she can - a Lantern Ring.

What color ring and weather or not anybody knows right away is up to the filler. Aya/Razor isn't necessary, but I would be tickled pink to see it (and well, it seems like a construct body would be more, ehem, versatile, so you know...)

Self Harm, Eating Disorder, Razor

[anonymous]

Razor's species does not actually have the ability to go months without eating. But now he can starve himself without anyone saying anything.

[FILL] - Overall Story Warnings Below - Revelations of Rage

[thingamawhatsit]

This story is going to include, at the least - depression, eating disorder, religious fanaticism, heavy violence and gore, character deaths, strong language, and probably a few other things along the way. Warnings will be given each chapter for the things dealt with, except for any and all character deaths. Please consider this your warning; somewhere along the line people are going to die

[FILL] - Religious Fanaticism - Revelatios of Rage Pt 1

[thingamawhatsit]

The church bells toll through the streets of Shard low and long, a noise felt near as much as heard. Five times they ring as the citizens of Shard make their way through to the temple, and file in through doors large enough for another building to pass through. The chorus of rage is already singing their pre-service song, discordant chords pushing forward with a rising and falling intensity

Re: [FILL] -Suicidal Inclinations, Violence, Gore - Lots of Gore - Revelations of Rage Pt 2

[thingamawhatsit]

Everything is red

Razor, Star Sapphire

[anonymous]

Razor becomes a Star Sapphire (complete with skimpy outfit that looks suspiciously like a playboy bunny costume [cause bunny ears!], and possibly sparkles).

Re: Razor, Star Sapphire

[elfgrove]

I'll just forgo the anon here:

OP

[anonymous]

This is Be-a-utiful~

I have a stupid happy grin on my face. I love all the extra markings you put in, and the hair, because as we know being a star sapphire gives you longer hair, so even if he doesn't have any, well.

Thank you so much for this, it has made my day XD

Norm, crackprompt

[anonymous]

Norm becomes a Green Lantern. He eats fear for breakfast.