I like my dog and he likes snow. What I like about him is that whenever he eats snow he gets a little dab of snow on the tip of his nose. Then he looks at me, and I try not to laugh because if he was a snowplow it would take him forever to get the job done.

I took my dog to the vet and they gave me back a lamp with no lightbulb (and no testicles).

I got a hit and run today. I've developed this weird skill that when I'm upset I can't help but get all weepy and then I can't talk. It's amazing. I also had a job interview which I get to be "observed" for tomorrow. I'll be working with 2nd graders in the morning. I think I'll be happy with that. Kids like the same things I do. Except fucking and ( Read more... )

I´m full of mud the dog is full of mud ( Read more... )

I´m broke and I met some gypsies at work. I was also in a short film that is online somewhere.

I think I´m going to learn how to ski this weekend. My dog knows how to sit, we´re working on shake. What are other commands for dogs? Algebra?

Happy Thanksgiving.

So, I work in a bar. I make about 160€ a week when my boss remembers to pay me, and then he pays me a bit extra because he thinks it´s funny that the US is in a crisis. We have a picture of Obama above our cash register that says HOPE. Someone tore it out and put it up there and it wasn´t me. A pleasant surprise ( Read more... )

I think I´m making an ulcer.

dear internet,

I´m alive and without wifi.

good news is that I now have a microwave. it´s much better to have hot milk.

I miss you tons and I have 90 days left here or so.

I´m living in Bilbao till late December. It is a Big Decision. 
Everything is going to work out.

within the next day and a half I need to decide if I´m going to the airport on saturday. I´d be home for the new year instead of for the beginning of the school year ( Read more... )