I AM ALL THAT IS MAN

[glazeddonut2186]

I could survive for 1 minute, 35 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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[yukiryu]

I could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Damn! Protect my dead body.

No, fuck it, use it against the bastard. Totally worth it.

[glazeddonut2186]

And that's just another reason why you're awesome.

Sarah, I promise you that I will beat the shit out of that velociraptor with your still-warm, limp corpse. Fuck that 1 minute, 35 seconds.

if we teamed up though, i bet we could kill that beast

[mormonninjarob]

I could survive for 1 minute, 38 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor