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The World's Blankiest Blank.
These are two actual shows that actually air on TLC:- I Have an Embarrassing Medical Condition
- 650-lb Virgin
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She didn't reckon with the awesome power of the Chief of Police! Now where did I put my badge?
We've had an influx of cops working out at our location this week because the place they normally work out at is closed for renovations. In addition to being cops, many also happen to be quite attractive. One in particular that I just granted admission to was very good looking and I thought to myself "that was a hot cop." Then I pictured GOB and ( Read more... ) -
If you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago.
Life has not been fair this week:
1. Glenn Beck is illiterate and yet he has his own show:
2. Levi Johnston did nothing but knock up Sarah Palin's daughter (and he may also be illiterate) and he has an article in Vanity Fair as a result ( Read more... ) -
Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
As predicted, I have now watched every single episode of Kyle XY. Yup, every episode including the utterly disappointing series finale. Whose fault was that? That's something I'd like to know. Was the show canceled last minute and the producers didn't have time to do rewrites and wrap everything up? Or was it always the plan to dump a giant cliff- ( Read more... ) -
KBBL's gonna give me something stupid!
The venerable Bob Barker has decided to grace our city with his presence next month in regards to the whole elephant issue. My Dad was originally scheduled to attend the Association of Zoos and Aquariums conference in Portland the week that Barker will be here, but his trip has now been canceled as he will get the honour of attending a luncheon ( Read more... ) -
Good morning starshine, the earth says hello.
When I told my Dad I wanted to see District 9, he just rolled his eyes and said it would just be an Independence Day rip-off. I knew he was wrong even before seeing the movie, based on the lack of gratuitous explosions and Will Smith-type he-man action-hero leading men in all of the marketing for the movie. He just saw the image of a hovering ( Read more... ) -
I love you, too, Pepsi.
I've been reading passiveagressivenotes.com for the past three hours and I think I found the best one yet (make sure you read them all ( Read more... ) -
"Fill Me." Well, duh. With what, Ned? "With water."
Have I found my new favourite website? Answer: Yes. After my own brush with passive aggressivity, I have kind of become obsessed with it. A few of my favourites:
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I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason.
I was all ready to post a boastful entry about my cousin, Blaine, who helped design Twitter and subsequently fuck it up (or something?), but I think my account was affected in those DOS attacks that have been all over the interweb news lately and I was unable to update. My Twitter account also won't update for me which leads me to believe the KGB ( Read more... ) -
Step over to the Abdominator and I will shout slogans at you.
You know what I’d like to see abolished? The use of quotations marks to place emphasis on certain words. Example: The entrance door to the weight room at work says ‘Clean footwear required beyond this point. “Please.”’ I know whoever wrote that intended to emphasize the facility’s politeness but we just end up sounding like sarcastic jerks. I don't ( Read more... )
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