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[glennornitier]

i don't know if anyone else has seen him. but there is this guy with long hair and a beard in a white robe that rides his bike with big handle bars all around kelowna and stuff. everyone knows him as jesus, but i know different. he's a jedi. he has a utility belt! i saw it.

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[lashia]

OMG
NANCY DIDNT BELIEVE ME WHEN I TOLD HER I SAW JESUS! And his bike looks weird, like an excersize bike, RIGHT?! OMMGG NANCY I TOLD YOU, WHOREBAG!

[eclipsedhope]

you guuuuys.
Ive worked with that guy for 3 years on my aunts farm. his name is Nick Radden, he has been homeless for 4 years voluntarily, he gave up his job and all his belongings, because he believes thats what the lord wants of him, to be as humble as possible.
He comes to my house like every month.
Nick is a good man.

[glennornitier]

nick is a jedi knight.

[eclipsedhope]

he tells me wherever he goes people call him the Kelowna Jedi.
I know what he keeps in his utility belt. Ive worn it.

[saraland]

Hahahahaahahahahhh

hahahahahhh

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Hahahahahahahhh oh god.