"Shake Your Ass, Legolas ( Read more... )

Well, I've built a house on a flet in the forests of Hollin,
which were brought back by the grace of Nimrodel

I've managed to convince my mun that I should stay around,
but I'm going to rest here a while, a long quite while.
And get a burrow ready should Mel and her brother ever return to Eregion.

But I have one last song to sing.

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Taken from

I don't want to be a radish!

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Radishes of the Universe
A parody by Glimdoron the Bard

Here we are, Grown to be veggies ( Read more... )

Oh, dear. Looks like I've become a radish for not filling out the proper form ( Read more... )

Dark Lord Stomp
By Glimdoron the Bard

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Happy Birthday to Me.
Happy Birthday to Me.
But I'm dead like a swatted flea.
Happy Birthday to me.

One year of this madness.