well maybe

Happy February.

"I AM ALWAYS CHARMING," she screamed to the universe, then threw back another shot of Jameson.

holy fuck i am so fucking close.

march march march

happy september!

i just want to go out with some like-minded ladies and drink beers and hit on hipsters. why is this so hard.

life lessons

no caffeine after nine pm when you actually have to do things the next day

if the boy calls you beautiful you can stop being insecure

be nice to your laptop

happy may, aka shit's crazy

thomas dolby was born in cairo