I think I've already done this one at some point in time, but I'm following the rules...

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now,(even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you' ( Read more... )

I went to Alltel today and asked if I could change my plan to a less expensive one. The guy almost laughed at how pathetic I am, I think.
So I think I'm going to cancel my phone contract and get a pre-pay. Does anybody have a company recommendation?

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Today I got caught in the rain while walking my dog. Then scared straight out of the shower and into the basement, in nothing but a towel, by a tornado that didn't happen.

*grumble*

There are a lot of random things I can think of to say to sum up what's been going on with me lately... but really it would just be a lot of random thoughts. I'll try to narrow it down to a few important points ( Read more... )

People at work make fun of me for seemingly only dating Mexicans. I don't do it on purpose, but I have gone out with more Mexicans than any other nationality. Only one was actually from Mexico though, so I'm not like... on a mission to get guys green cards or something ( Read more... )

I was going to post something along the lines of, "See you in Hell 3rd shift!!!", but by the end of the day I was actually kind of sad. All the temps are being let go so we spent a long time saying goodbye to everyone. I've got a lot of friends who are temps so it was sad to see them all go. They didn't even do anything wrong. ;_ ( Read more... )

Well my lovelies, it is official. Starting September 2nd I am transferring to 1st shift ( Read more... )

I've gotten like 3 comments about my weight loss this week. It's sort of ironic because I haven't lost any more weight for a few weeks now. What, you guys are just now noticing, now that I've stopped ( Read more... )

I think I solved The Mystery of Bingley's Bad Breath. I got a whiff of his rawhide roll up bone the other day and it smelled suspiciously horrible inside the roll. It lives in the trash can now and Bingley's breath isn't so bad. Yay!