I'm flabbergasted that this account hasn't been co-opted by some ninja porn squad, I use it so little.

This is a lot like every diary I've ever had -- Including the annoyingly innocent awkward jabber during entries. I'm amazed at how different my "voices" can be.

I met some dude the other day who asked me about myself. I asked, "What would you like to know?" So he kept asking me stuff and I kept replying. He then told me I had the weirdest luck he'd ever heard.

...

No, really? LOL

He appeared highly entertained. I'm glad I can be of use to my community. ;)

A post to LJ from 2003 on my birthday (coincidentally, seen 4 minutes before my 2008 birthday, totally by accident and coincidence. I didn't even know it was my birthday ( Read more... )

The system dictionary is convinced Glitterflug is really Catafalque. How depressing. :\

entry #25:

If you throw gravel at them, they will come. 05:54 pm
Did you know there are 500 users here who list chickens as an interest? There are also 57 chicken communities.

Random quotes from TV that I don't understand:

"I knew it! That wasn't his arm I chopped off!!"

This one used my communities -- and sometimes smushed names together, but it was fun.

My LiveJournal SitcomBringing Up glitterflug (PAX, 1:00): glitterflug (Danny Kaye) teaches i_m (Bob Goldthwait) about modern dance. Also, cereal_robots (Michelle Pfeiffer) hypnotizes 2:bylanna (Drew Barrymore) but it doesn't work. That same day, nearlyheadless5: ( Read more... )

My house is really hot, and that pisses me off. :) Eh.

So I won't go through the reasons I haven't updated in a while. I haven't had the time ( Read more... )

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